Relax en' maintain with lots of "eficies"...
Got something new on JOKES en' LAUGHS?
U just watch out !
...Four out of five doctors said if they were stranded on a deserted island with no lawyers,theey would'nt need any aspirin!
..."When there're too many policemen,there can be no Liberty ; When there're too many soldiers,there can be no Peace ; When there're too many Lawyers,there can be no Justice !
..."I was never ruined but twice,-once when i lost a lawsuit, and once when I gained one" (-Voltarie)
..."When asked what is a contigent fee?"a lawyer answered, a contigent,"A contigent fee to a lawyer means ,if I don't win ur suit,I get nothing;If I do win it u get nothing !
--------------------- .BORN AGAIN CARS !---------------------
Cars in Nigeria now zoom the streets with Stickers associated with the class of the car..hmnhmn !
On most Jeeps, you see the Sticker "The Lord has lifted me Up"...!
On 'S'-Class, 'E'-Benz, Honda Accords, Preludes and.... in that category, you see the Sticker "I am the Apple of God's Eyes" !
On cars like 504, and other Tokunbos,U notice the Sticker "Touch not my anoiter" !
On cars like the 'good old Beetle' and Panel Vans(salaake), u'll observe the Sticker "Let the weak say I am strong"
There're still other cars,especially those that cannot pass Roadworthness Tests !
These cars are simply moving coffins, which have no trace of manufacturer or country of Origin.
They are more liable to fall apart any moment...u need to hold their doors with hands or with a piece of string....!
Guess, what Stickers will u see on those Cars?
"RELAX GOD IS IN CONTROL" !........
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